First, some context. I have been pretty ill the last three days but, thankfully, am feeling much more alive now that I have been 1) eating and 2) retaining said consumed food. Thank god for Cipro!
Feeling poorly this morning, I called up Ismail, my trusty Google transportation manager/emergency anything contact, and he told me he'd send a driver to take me to the hospital in the afternoon. Fast forward through the day and I'm feeling much more human as I warily made my way to eat Ritz crackers and some rice and dhal. Regardless, I'd rather have a doctor see me than not see me.
Driver comes and off we go to Jubilee Hills. Destination: Apollo Hospital.
Apollo Hospital, as my driver Saeed tells me, is very famous in India as one of the best hospitals. It even draws people from other parts of the world including the Middle East. He wasn't kidding; it's a massive hospital and clearly well kept. But India has a way of making even a well kept, modern hospital appear to be chaotic.
Why?
People everywhere!
First off, there's no reception desk. No little area where you wait behind the dotted line to say your name and sign some forms. No magazine rack full of infected month-old In Style magazines. Nope, just benches and some arbitrary way in which everyone knows where they are supposed to go. If not for Saeed, I may still be there now, lost in a haze of sarees.
Evidently this doctor I'm seeing knows Ismail and therefore can be called by cell when I arrive. I wait a bit and then meet the doctor who goes to find us a room. That's right finds me a room. Rooms are not allocated by doctor - oh no - they are instead just there and the only way to know if one is free is to open the door, pop your head in, and see. We clearly walked in on some folks before we found an empty room.
About 3 minutes of diagnosis in, I have a long list of things to take on a prescription pad and I am ushered out of the room. Off to the pharmacy! We jostle into place in the non-line, wait around, and then I get a little bundle of drugs to take home with me.
While it certainly wasn't a bad experience, it was interesting to see what a proper hospital looks like outside of the US. Definitely a first for me since I've had the good fortune of avoiding it everywhere else.
Best part? The whole thing - consultation, pharmacy - cost me a total of Rs. 520...that's $10.50.
Ridiculous.